I wasn't even guilty of

I wasn’t even guilty of the sin the sailor complained of in his phone call to the Corinthians. It was a world desk rewrite of wire service copy about Armenian terrorists. They’d cut two, maybe three, grafs of background from the copy because nobody in Buffalo gives a shit about Armenians anyway.

Shit Face Ireland yes,

Solidarinosc yup.

“Armenian pogrom sounds like something for the recipe page,” Olaf the editor said, bright boy he (ha ha).